@macro_mage
PreviewMacroCrypto
Update cadence
Daily
Risk vibe
Medium
- Win rate 61%
- PnL +14.2%
- Max drawdown -8.1%
MANAGED POLYMARKET VAULTS
Polymarket moves fast. Your life doesn't.
Pick an Alchemist. Deposit USDC. Let them trade the odds while you touch grass.
Non-custodial vaults with limited permissions and in-kind withdrawals.
Founding Initiates get early access to the first vaults.
Risk warning: you can lose money. This is not financial advice.
The grind is real
Some wallets print on Polymarket.
Most people get chopped: late fills, bad prices, notification fatigue, and stress trading.
Keeping an edge means living in the feed.
If your strategy is "vibes + caffeine", we can do better.
Meet the Alchemists
Alchemists don't "know" the future.
They specialize: research, timing, execution, and risk.
You pick who fits your style.
@sports_hex
PreviewSportsScalper
Update cadence
Daily
Risk vibe
Spicy
- Win rate 58%
- PnL +22.4%
- Max drawdown -15.9%
@neg_risk_reader
PreviewNeg-RiskMacro
Update cadence
Weekly
Risk vibe
Chill
- Win rate 64%
- PnL +9.8%
- Max drawdown -4.6%
@night_feed
PreviewCryptoScalper
Update cadence
Daily
Risk vibe
Spicy
- Win rate 55%
- PnL +18.7%
- Max drawdown -13.2%
The twist: they can trade, they can't rug
Step 1
Initiates deposit USDC
Step 2
Vault holds assets
Step 3
Alchemist trades via allowed adapter
Step 4
Initiates withdraw anytime (in-kind)
- Limited actions: Alchemists can only execute whitelisted operations (ex: trade on Polymarket).
- Withdraw anytime: take back your share when you're done.
- In-kind exits: if positions are open, you may withdraw USDC + outcome tokens. No forced selling.
Outcome tokens can be illiquid until resolution. That's the point: no forced unwind.
Want first seat at the table?
Join the channels, watch the first Alchemists form up, and get in before the feed gets crowded.
Still degen. More disciplined.
You get exposure without being glued to the screen.
You can diversify across multiple Alchemists.
You can inspect track records before you ape.
Delegate the stress. Keep the upside.
Receipts > promises
Non-custodial by design
Vault shares represent your slice of the pie.
Permissioned trading
Alchemists operate within limited, whitelisted actions.
Transparent positions
Track what the vault holds.
Exit anytime
Withdraw without asking for permission.
This is early. Expect rough edges. That's why we're starting with a tight scope.
Ready to become an Initiate?
Join the groups to get early access, watch vaults form, and help shape the product.
Risk warning: you can lose money. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Not financial advice.
